30,000 Year-Old Bosnian Pyramid Built By Topless Aliens.

'Cute little' Pyramid of the Sun, in Bosnia.

Bosnian Pyramid at Night.

Zebril Teefex, a former alien pole-dancer, revealed today that she and a couple of friends were stranded here in Bosnia, several thousand years ago, when their spacecraft ran out of fatroleum to run its massive rotary engines. And while waiting for the International Spaceship Association to send them a tow, they idled away the centuries building this cute little pyramid. At the time, they had no idea that earthlings would later equate the pyramid with supernatural beings, and would begin to build their own pyramids many millenia after.

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Zebril, in her prime, 30,000 years ago.

"Oh my gosh," Zebril told this reporter, "if we had known people were going to worship the stupid thing, we would have made it bigger--and fatter."
In related news, an ad-hoc team of anthropology scholars are jostling each other to denounce the find as a hoax, or, as one put it, "a very, very large misunderstanding."