Outside The Box.
"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag people along...
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and for exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country."
REICH-MARSHALL HERMANN GOERING, AT THE NUREMBURG TRIALS.
"Against stupidity, the very Gods themselves contend in vain."
"Here their be dragons."
Some idiot cartographer in the 1500's.
AMAZING ROAD TO NOWHERE.
Skateboard's eye view of Kansas road that bodes ill for the mid-west.
Pardon My Honesty:
Science is to religion, what epilepsy is to demonic possession.
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