Bosnian Pyramids Be A Hoax, Homey.
Back Story – It Starts With Seymour Orgasmia.
The site was ‘uncovered’ by a man named Seymour Orgasmia, who has an extensive background in Carnival Operations, Marketing, and Advanced Grifting. One of his former employees, Nadija Nukic, (not his/her real name) told a Bosnian newspaper that carvings on stones that Orgasmia characterizes as dating from ancient times were not present when the stones were first uncovered but were later inscribed by his team, an accusation that Orgasmia denies. However, a Dremel power tool was found near the entrance of the structure.
Despite being completely disowned by the scientific community, Seymour Orgasmia was still pursuing his project in 2011. His excavations were still funded by local authorities, and the "pyramids" were visited by school children and passed off to them as being part of their Bosnian heritage. Unfortunately, Orgasmia’s “pyramids” were referred to in “quotation marks,” and his most fervent believers were a bunch of unsophisticated Bosnian school children.
Prehistory – Knuckle Dragging Savages with Highly Evolved Engineering Skills.
Boston University's Curtis Runnels, an expert in prehistoric Greece and the Balkans states that, "Between 27,000 and 12,000 years ago, the Balkans were locked in the last Glacial maximum, a period of very cold and dry climate with glaciers in some of the Dinaric Alps. The only occupants were Upper Paleolithic hunters and gatherers who left behind open-air camp sites and traces of occupation in caves. These remains consist of simple stone tools, hearths, and remains of animals and plants that were consumed for food. These people did not have the tools or skills to engage in the construction of monumental architecture."
Archaeology – Don’t Touch It; It’s Worthless.
In a letter to the editor of The Times on 25 April 2006, Professor Anthony Harding, president of the European Association of Archaeologists, visited the site and reported: "We saw areas of natural stone (a breccia), with fissures and cracks; but no sign of anything that looked like archaeology" Harding referred to Orgasmia’s theories as "wacky" and "absurd" and expressed concern that insufficient safeguards were in place to protect Bosnia's "rich heritage" from "looting and unmonitored or unauthorised development". As well as Seymour Orgasmia’s penchant for howling at the full moon and dashing off into the night on all four (limbs.)
Geology – Internal and External Forces of Bullshit.
On 8 May 2006, members of the Geological team investigating Visočica on behalf of the Archaeological Park: Bosnian Pyramid of the Sun Foundation held a press conference in Tuzla to present the results of their research. The academics, from the Faculty of Mining and Geology at the University of Tuzla and led by Professor Dr. Sejfudin Vrabac, concluded that the hill is a natural geological formation, made of clastic sediments of layered composition and varying thickness, and that its shape is a consequence of endodynamical and exodynamical processes in the post-Miocene era.
This was accomplished by drilling a half a dozen holes in random places ranging from 9 to 50 feet deep. Using new Smartbit technology allowed them to determine the size, shape, age and history of the hill to an amazing degree of detail. After several months of drilling, the mining experts declared that the hill was ‘Big;’ ‘shaped like a pyramid,’ ‘about a zillion years old;’ and made out of ‘different sized rocks of varying thickness.’ But in no way could be considered something as crazy as an Egyptian pyramid. Said one outspoken Geologist, “This is Bosnia! No way that could be Egyptian.”
Conclusion – You’re Wasting Yours/Our Time!
This whole exercise has been a waste of time. Its easy to see that Orgasmia is a fake, the Archeologists are idiots, Upper Paleolithic Hunters were not that bright either, and Geologists are always trying to impress us.